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Bad Movie Watch: Day 30

Movie: Miami Vice

Year: 2006

Budget: 135 million dollars

About: James “Sonny” Crockett (Collin Farrell) and his partner Ricardo “Rico” Tubbs (Jamie Foxx) go undercover to fight a drug trafficking operation.

Review: It was actually not a bad movie. It has its cheesy moments though.

Other Info: The soundtrack was supposed to be composed by Jan Hammer but he didn’t want to be involved. So they got someone else to do it instead. There are two versions of this movie, a theatrical version and a extended cut version. The only difference is the run-time and the opening scene. In the theatrical version it just starts up in the nightclub. However in the extended cut it starts out with a opening sequence with the boats riding on the water before it switches to the nightclub scene. The theatrical version’s run time is 132 minutes while the extended cut is 140 minutes.

Extra Info: It earned 163.8 million dollars in the box office.

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Bad Movie Watch: Day 29

Movie: The Fantastic Four

Year: 1994

Budget: 1 Million dollars

About: Roger Corman’s take on the Fantastic Four.

Review: I actually didn’t mind this movie, it’s one of those movies that even though it’s cheesy you can still watch it. On the plus side is that Dr.Doom actually looks cool.

Other Info: This movie was unreleased to the public. However a trailer was available.

 

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Bad Movie Watch: Day 28

Movie: Blood Diner

Year: 1987

Budget: Unknown

About: Two brothers are in a cult and they worship a goddess named Shi’tar. And they have to grab parts from different people to resurrect the goddess. And they also run a diner called Blood Diner. Where they serve uhm, body parts as delicious dishes. Very strange and gross.

Review: Very cheesy and to be honest very creepy as well. If you are squeamish I would advise that you avoid this movie. There is blood and gore, and I am sure that would not be a good thing to see.

Other Info: This movie falls under the other two movies with an unknown budget.

 

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Bad Movie Watch: Day 27

Movie: Damnation Alley

Year: 1977

Budget: 8 Million Dollars

About: A group of survivors try to live after a nuclear blast happens that turns the world into a wasteland.

Review: Very cheesy special effects, the ending boggled my mind and I wanted to ask many questions.

Other Info: Got tanked at the box office and also got poor reviews.

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Bad Movie Watch: Day 26

Movie: Gigli

Year: 2003

Budget: 75.6 Million Dollars

About: Gigli, Ricki and Brian go on a roadtrip and get invovled with some crazy stuff. Oh by the way, Ricki’s actual name at the end of the movie is actually Rochelle.

Review: This was very bad. Sappy Music, lazy acting. It’s like a bad romcom. And I don’t get the whole Baywatch obsession.

Other Info: Rated as the worst film ever made, making less of 10 percent of it’s budget back.

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Bad Movie Watch: Day 25

Movie: Drive-In Movie Massacre

Year: 1977

Budget: Unknown

About: A madman with a machete surprises viewers at a drive-in movie.

Review: This movie was bad, and the ending? Good grief.

Other Info: Another movie with an unknown budget. I’m beginning to sense a pattern here.

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Bad Movie Watch: Day 24

Movie: Don’t Look in the Basement (Or known as The Forgotten)

Year: 1973

Budget: 100,000 Thousand Dollars

About: It involves an asylum and it’s very creepy.

Review: It was cheesy but not that bad.

Other Info: You can find the movie on Youtube.

 

 

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Bad Movie Watch: Day 23

Movie: Wild Wild West

Year: 1999

Budget: 170 Million Dollars

About: Captain James West and Marshall Artemus Gordon, set off to stop Loveless from trying to destroy the US government. They save Rita, who is looking for her father but James West and Artemus Gordon soon find out at the end that her father was actually her husband.

Review: It was a cheesy movie, nothing much else to say. I didn’t mind the song “Wild Wild West” by Will Smith though. Also “Bailamos” by Enrique Iglesias wasn’t bad either. Those are the only two songs that were played during the ending credits.

Other Info: This movie has received negative reviews.

 

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Bad Movie Watch: Day 22

Movie: Blues Brothers 2000

Year: 1998

Budget: 28 million dollars

About: Elwood Blues is released from a private prison. And he learns that his brother Jake Blues is dead. And his father figure Curtis. So he sets off on the same mission from god plot from the first movie. And it goes down hill from there.

Review: Ooh boy, where should i start with this one. First of all, there is no John Belushi. Second of all, John Goodman?! Why? I like the first Blues Brothers better. And the ending is just silly. Silly i tell you!

Other: It was given mixed reviews, mostly negative. And that’s not the best part. There was a Blues Brothers 2000 video game for the N64. It was poorly received, mainly because the movie didn’t do so well. Earning 18 million out of it’s 28 million dollar budget. And Blues Brothers 2000 will go down as one of the worst movies ever made. Next to Batman and Robin, and Catwoman of course.

 

 

 

 

 

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Bad Movie Watch: Day 21

Movie: Godzilla

Year: 1998

Budget: 130 million dollars

About: Dr. Tatopoulos (Confusing name) is a worm scientist who discovers there is a mutant lizard on the loose and tries to stop it with Audrey and the rest of New York.

Review: Godzilla looks like a CGI mess. Way to go Tri-Star, for ruining this movie.

Other Info: Godzilla (2014) appears to be a big hit.

 

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