Bad Movie Watch: Day 13

Movie: Moonraker

Year: 1979

Budget: 34 million dollars

About: James Bond goes into space to stop Drax, pretty much it. (And puns, can’t forget those)

Review: I didn’t like it very much. And Jaws got a girlfriend?! What!?  No, just no. If you like James Bond, i recommend this movie, just make sure you don’t get confused during the part where James Bond goes into space. SPAAAACE

Bad Movie Watch: Day 12

Movie: For your eyes only

Year: 1981

Budget: 28 million dollars

About: Explosions, Death, Making-out, puns, etc. Your typical bond movie.

Review: It was bad, and the song by Sheena Easton is just..bad. Why is it called For your eyes only? It should be called: I Love Being Awesome and You don’t know it. Give this a watch if you really like James Bond movies. Just..don’t be alarmed when you hear alot of puns.

 

Bad Movie Watch: Day 11

Movie: Quantum Of Solace

Year: 2008

Budget: 200 million dollars

About: James Bond seeks revenge after his lover dies (Vesper Lynd) And he soon meets Dominic Greene. And a Bond Girl, and well you get the idea.

Review: Overall, this movie was bad. BAAAD. The theme song was whiny!

Bad Movie Watch: Day 10

Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Year: 1969

Budget: 7 million dollars

About: James Bond is back, and he faces his most dangerous enemy, Blofeld. But this time in the mountains of the swiss alps.

Review: It’s the worst Bond movie i have ever seen. The ending was bad! So bad that i was puzzled. If you like James Bond, give this a watch. But just make sure you are prepared for the ending.

 

Bad Movie Watch: Day 9

Movie: Batman Forever

Year: 1995

Budget: 100 million dollars

About: Batman and Robin team up to stop Two-Face and The Riddler from taking over Gotham.

Review: It’s bad, not as bad as Batman and Robin though. At least they tried their best. The Ridder’s plan however was stupid. A Brainwashing machine to make you powerful? No, just no. If you want to watch this movie, be my guest. Just..try not to laugh too hard.

 

Bad Movie Watch: Day 8

Movie: I Drink Your Blood

Year: 1970

Budget: None

About: A townside with people in it, and a boy gets blood from a dog, which happens to have rabies. He fills them up into the pies, and a tribe of crazy people go insane, causing havoc. And the trailer doesn’t help either. The narrator is like hyped on drugs or something.

Review: Crappy, low budget, drugged pies, and stupidity. If you really want to watch this, be my guest. Just make sure to have some whiskey or other drinks with you just in case.

 

Bad Movie Watch: Day 5

Movie: The Asylum’s Sherlock Holmes

Year: 2010

Budget: 1 million dollars

Plot: Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson, Dinosaurs, Octopus, Some verison of a poor Iron Man, Explosions, pretty much explanatory.

Review: It was really cheesy. CGI ruined it, and seriously? Dinosaurs? I mean come on. Laaaazy. Not enough explosions either. If you love bad movies, give this a watch.

Other Info: This was a Direct-to-DVD film.

 

Bad Movie Watch: Day 4

Movie: Halloween 2 (Rob Zombie)

Year: 2009

Budget: 15 Million Dollars

Plot: Makes no sense.. was confused at the end of the movie.

Review: Before i begin, let me tell you something. I was on Rogers on Demand one day, and i came across this movie. I thought it was Halloween (The original) But when i saw this movie, i regret watching it. It wasn’t scary at all, it was just boring. If you like Rob Zombie, give this a watch. If not, i recommend other horror movies or the original Halloween.

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