Movie: Manos: The Hands of Fate Year: 1966 Budget: $19,000 About: A hapless family on a car trip in rural Texas take refuge at an inn that harbors a deadly cult. Review: I actually saw this movie on MST3k. It was bad, really bad. Many movies are worse, but this one takes the cake. If […]

Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Year: 1990 Budget: Unknown About: A rock and roll detective named Ford Fairlane (Yes, it’s silly) solves a case about a murdered Rock Star. And blah blah blah. Review: The most cheesiest movie ever watched. You can give this a watch. But just remember this: Ford Fairlane is the […]

Movie: Moonraker Year: 1979 Budget: 34 million dollars About: James Bond goes into space to stop Drax, pretty much it. (And puns, can’t forget those) Review: I didn’t like it very much. And Jaws got a girlfriend?! What!?  No, just no. If you like James Bond, i recommend this movie, just make sure you don’t […]

Movie: For your eyes only Year: 1981 Budget: 28 million dollars About: Explosions, Death, Making-out, puns, etc. Your typical bond movie. Review: It was bad, and the song by Sheena Easton is just..bad. Why is it called For your eyes only? It should be called: I Love Being Awesome and You don’t know it. Give […]

Movie: Quantum Of Solace Year: 2008 Budget: 200 million dollars About: James Bond seeks revenge after his lover dies (Vesper Lynd) And he soon meets Dominic Greene. And a Bond Girl, and well you get the idea. Review: Overall, this movie was bad. BAAAD. The theme song was whiny! Edit: Despite the movie’s faults, it’s […]

Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Year: 1969 Budget: 7 million dollars About: James Bond is back, and he faces his most dangerous enemy, Blofeld. But this time in the mountains of the swiss alps. Review: It’s the worst Bond movie i have ever seen. The ending was bad! So bad that i was puzzled. […]

Movie: Batman Forever Year: 1995 Budget: 100 million dollars About: Batman and Robin team up to stop Two-Face and The Riddler from taking over Gotham. Review: It’s bad, not as bad as Batman and Robin though. At least they tried their best. The Ridder’s plan however was stupid. A Brainwashing machine to make you powerful? […]

Movie: I Drink Your Blood Year: 1970 Budget: None About: A townside with people in it, and a boy gets blood from a dog, which happens to have rabies. He fills them up into the pies, and a tribe of crazy people go insane, causing havoc. And the trailer doesn’t help either. The narrator is […]

Movie: Mission Impossible 3 Year: 2006 Budget: 150 million dollars Plot: It has explosions, flying helicopters, kissing, Micro chip. Review: At least it had explosions and lots of action..but the quiet moments didn’t help. And the ending..what was up with that? Ethan walking off with Julia for their honey moon? Edit: These early bad movie […]

Movie: Mission Impossible 2 Year: 2000 Budget: 125 million dollars Plot: Explosions, Chimera Virus, Slow Motion. Review: Slow Motion killed it for me, and it was soooo boring. If you like Mission Impossible, stick with the first movie, or the tv show. Or Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.